This little gem came to me through my Google Alert. It is from an Angelina Jolie gossip site. I have no idea why my book is being promoted on an Angelie Jolie gossip site — maybe because and Rennie and Lara Croft are both armed?
I’m not linking to the site since it altogether seems very suspicious and I worry about malware and such.
Regardless, it appears that my jacket blurb has been put through some sort of computerized thesaurus or some such thing. The new rendering is pretty sweet. My favorite bits are highlighted below. If only I had the ability to write as beautifully as that final line, the world would by my oyster…
At least they got my ISBN right.